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T BONE N WEASEL
Written by Jon Klein

Directed by Rodney Whatley

January 10, 11, 12, 18, 19, 20, 2008

Thursday, Friday & Saturday Shows at 8:00 p.m.
Sunday January 20 at 2:30pm
Tickets:
$12 - limited cafe seating
$8 - general admission
Ring: 432-2042

Hoping to bring themselves up to at least the poverty level, two young ex-convicts, T Bone and Weasel have stolen a rather decrepit Buick and have set off across South Carolina with minor mayhem in mind. Moving swiftly from one adventure to another, they botch an attempted robbery (because the drawer of the cash register is stuck); are swindled out of the Buick by a fast-talking used car dealer; run afoul of a sexually voracious lady farmer (who is "ugly enough to turn a train down a dirt road"); fall into the clutches of a larcenous country preacher; and try to make off with the automobile of a politically ambitious small town doctor who wants to exhibit them as examples of what poverty can do to people. Eventually Weasel is hired on by a construction company (and actually buys a car), but when they refuse to take on T Bone as well, because of his color, it is back on the road again, pausing only to make out their last wills and testaments disposing of all their "worldly goods" which, for T Bone is nothing at all, and, for Weasel, consists primarily of his used Chevette—with thirty-two payments still to go. Studio 400 productions may contain mature themes and adult language.